Need a minor more happiness in your life? Here are five things you can do lustrous now to instantly make yourself happier.

1. Go outside.

You grand not even realize it, but many of us exhaust most, if not all, of our days locked indoors. It’s amazing what a little fresh air and beautiful scenery can do for the mind and our mood. In fact, science can actually abhor that fresh air increases your energy and boosts happiness. Research shows that the scent of pine, grass and numerous frontier species can decrease stress and instantly up your mood. So take your five-minute coffee break outside on the patio, find a bench or opt for a scenic hike. Just go outside and take profitable of our world's natural beauties.

Stop and smell the roses – literally.

2. Go eat something unhealthy.

Fact: It’s impossible to be unhappy at what time eating In-N-Out. OK, maybe there’s no scientific evidence to back that fact up, but eating your accepted unhealthy food should instantly provoke a smile. Indulge. Eat that Ben and Jerry’s Ice bellow, Chipotle Burrito and slice of pizza all in one night, and don’t you dare think twice about it. This is a lustrous, effective and delicious way to up your mood.

PS: Calories don’t relate when you’re not happy. They just don’t.

3. Go pet a pet.

Do you realize that a dog’s main result in life is to be human pleasers? Pets rule! They practically die of happiness every time you come above a door, even if you just left for five sulky minutes. Pets don’t have bad days; they don’t get upset over exertion people or offended by something someone said. Instead, they are here on Earth anti us humans, minding their own business, providing us with dusk companionship and unconditional love. Go see a friend's pet, go to a shelter or hey, even better, adopt your own. I guarantee pets are a promising solution to boosting your happiness.

Just not a ferret. I don't trust those things.

4. Go on a drive and blast music.

I don’t know what is so empowering throughout being on an open road with some good tunes, but it certainly is. Your brain literally lights up with endorphins when you play your current music. So go ahead, scream "Sorry" by Justin Bieber at the top of your lungs, dance your heart out and see how you feel. I dare you.

And don’t exertion about the people stupendously staring at you with awe at a red exquisite. Embrace it, own it.

If all else fails, call it a day and avoid your emotions with some good, old obsolete sleep. Sometimes, our mood can truly only be mended by some obliged ZZZ’s and a good night's rest. We all know sleep is important for allowing our selves to recover from the day's work, but it also has an crashes on our happiness level. Studies have shown sleep-deprived land have a hard time recalling pleasant memories but occupy unsettling memories just fine. Another study showed less sleep increases sensitivity to negative emotions. So, maybe all you really need is some well-deserved sleep.

Go ahead. Sleep. Right now! I don’t care if its 3 p.m. in the afternoon. Sleep it off and wake up with a obvious attitude.

What are you waiting for? Get happy!

I honestly, truthfully, wholeheartedly, 100 percent am a lover of executive people laugh or smile whenever I possibly can, and what better way to do so than with corny jokes that may make you moan, groan and roll your eyes but also make you giggle just a little?

I'm the kind of people who will actually try to crack a joke any chance I can (and most of the time passed, or just laugh at the awkward situation I just brought by telling a joke at the wrong time...). And because of this, I've quiet many, many of the corniest of corny jokes over the ages. So obviously I decided I needed to Part them with the world in hopes of getting someone out there to crack a smile (and then also Part this happy nonsense with others!).

(P.S. these are not ranked from the corniest to the not so corniest, just a sporadic non-organized list of hilarious, silly and Amazing jokes.)

(P.P.S. the very first joke, but, is my all time favorite joke in the history of jokes, so please appreciate it!)

1. What do you call a fake noodle? An Im-pasta!

I heard thi s for the very superior time when I was on a bus in Disney World over seven ages ago, and it changed my life forever because it sparked my undying love for corny jokes. So thank you mystery boy on the bus. I couldn't have done this deprived of you.

2. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

3. What kind of cheese isn't yours? Nacho cheese!

Everyone knows that one, but obviously I couldn't Cut it out of this list!

4. What do you call a mile of cats? A meowtain!

5. Why did the yogurt go to the museum? Because it was cultured!

6. What's a pepper that won't leave you alone? Jalapeno business!

7. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles!

8. What kind of room can't you enter? A mushroom!

9. What do you get when you decorate for Christmas? Tinselitus!

10. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

11. Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was under sea level!

12. How do you put an alien baby to sleep? You rocket!

13. Where did Noah keep his bees? In his ark hives!

14. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!

15. Why did the mermaid wear seashells? Because the B-shells were too tiny and the D-shells were too big!

16. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!

17. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

18. Where did the cow take his date? The MOOvies!

19. Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they'd be visited bagels!

20. What do you call a companionship of unorganized cats? A cat-astrophe!

21. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For dizzle!

22. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

23. Why did the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe!

24. What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells!

25. Have you heard the joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy!

26. What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs!

27. What kind of shoes does a thief wear? Sneakers!

28. What do you call a pretty ghost? BOOtiful!

29. What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line!

30. Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? He was a minor shellfish!

31. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire!

32. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a minor boogie in it!

33. What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

34. Why don't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree? Because they're really good at it!

35. Did you hear about the man who was on territory for feeding his cows dynamite? The jury said it was a-bomb-in-a-bull!

36. What did the cake say to the fork? Want a allotment of me?!

37. Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? Because he was always lost at C!

38. What do you call a magic owl? Hoodini!

39. What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge!

40. What's green, brown and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a combat jacket!

41. What do you call a bomb that doesn't explode but acres on a cow? A milk dud!

42. Why are elephants wrinkly? Have you ever tried to iron one!?

43. What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop!

44. Where does the electric cord go to shop? The outlet mall!

45. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

46. What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The tromBONE!

47. What do you call a man that irons clothes? Iron Man!

48. When does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.

49. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!

And probably the corniest of them all:

50. What do you call the Children of the Corn's father? POP-corn!

^For every single one of these corny as could be jokes!

I hope all these nonsensical, punny jokes make you smile! Now, get out there and spread the corn and the joy!